Friday, December 7, 2018

The Unwritten Rules of Public Transportation. Rule #27

The Unwritten Rules of Public Transportation
Rule #27:

At all times, at least one person must be smoking a cigarette or other, more pungent, tobacco product in the partially-enclosed seating area. Be sure to act oblivious to the other people sitting in this small area. Bonus points if one of them is pregnant or has a small child with them
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